So you know when you're on a date, and you really need to pee, but you can't because you don't want the other person to know that you're awkward (but unfortuately, you are). So you hold it, and hold it, and hold it, and suddenly, you just REALLY need to go. Obviously, you weigh the awkward situations that can play out, and after deciding that peeing in your pants in probably the most awkward of all situations, you can't do anything else but break out into a jog, beg your date to do the same, while clutching onto your pants for dear life (because when you need to go, you seem to think that physically holding it in means, well, holding it in) in hopes of reaching the closest washroom before all hell breaks loose.
Yeah. Awkward.
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