Trying to look hot and failing miserably

There is obviously no better place to dress up than at the library, of course. So, wearing a short sundress, showing off my pasty vampire-like legs, I made some tea, and grabbed a pile of books, and decided to hit the library. Unfortunately, being a lazy college student, I haven't managed to wash my coffee mug yet. So I grab a cup and store my tea in it, while balancing about 5 textbooks in the other hand. Of course, it has to be a ridiculously windy day, and so I'm busy trying to pull my dress down so I don't flash half of the people walking behind me. While doing this, I manage to drop all of my books, and spill half the cup of tea on my dress and my books. Awkward to the max.